It’s real. It’s published. It’s available everywhere.
My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids is the most psychotic thing I have ever written and I stand by every word. What started as a chaotic 4AM text joke turned into a book about paranoia, spiraling relationships, and what happens when your smart appliances get religious trauma.
This book is equal parts dark comedy, domestic breakdown, and cursed tech horror. There’s a vacuum. There’s a custody battle. There’s a subplot about a Roomba hiding burner phones in a crawlspace. If you’re still reading this, you probably need it in your life.
This wasn’t meant to be a book. It was therapy through satire. It was a way to laugh at my own trauma by turning it into something so absurd it loops back around to honest.
Read it if:
- You’ve ever screamed at Alexa
- You think religious satire and broken marriages belong in the same story
- You want to support indie chaos fiction with no genre and too much energy
Digital and physical versions are available now:
Buy the eBook directly from me (cheaper than Amazon):
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