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Welcome to my brain.
Amateur human. Professional idiot. Full-time lunatic held together by spite and dreams I stole from a raccoon. This is the hub for everything I make, books, blog posts, rants, and whatever unhinged idea refuses to leave me alone. I don’t do niches. I write. I spiral. I survive. This is where it all lands.
- He Waits in The Plaster
- My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids (June 30)
- Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto From Beyond the Grave (Aug 4)
- None of It Mattered (October 31)
- Jesus Baptized My Roomba (December 31)
Watch or Follow My Chaos