Welcome to the circus in my head. I’m an overcaffeinated disaster running on paranoia and punchlines. Here you’ll find books, blog posts, half-finished rants, and ideas that probably should have stayed in the group chat. I don’t do niches. I make noise. I cause problems. I keep going.
- My Dog Keeps Staring at the Corner and I’m Not Asking Why
- The Email That Made Me Believe in Digital Demons
- How to Lose Friends and Alienate the HOA
- The Day I Realized My Anxiety Has a Better Work Ethic Than Me
- The Algorithm Thinks I’m a Middle-Aged Man Who Loves Boats
- He Waits in The Plaster
- My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids
- Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto From Beyond the Grave
- Jesus Baptized My Roomba (October 31, 2025)
- None of It Mattered (February 14, 2026)