Category: Books
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Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto from Beyond the Grave: Book Release
Coming August 4, 2025 Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto is what happens when conspiracy culture gets high on Monster Energy, mixes Reaganomics with sandwich theology, and livestreams a ghost war in 4K from a toaster. Inside: But underneath the glitching patriotism and deli-based prophecy, this book is about loneliness.It’s about desperation for purpose in a Read more
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Sneak Peek: Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto From Beyond the Grave
This one started with a cursed sentence and a can of Monster. I wasn’t trying to write a book. I was just spiraling a little after some shit in my personal life and kept texting people weird sentences to make myself laugh. Then one hit different. “My Roomba joined ISIS and took the kids” made Read more
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My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids Is Out Now and Somehow Legal
It’s real. It’s published. It’s available everywhere. My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids is the most psychotic thing I have ever written and I stand by every word. What started as a chaotic 4AM text joke turned into a book about paranoia, spiraling relationships, and what happens when your smart appliances get religious Read more
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A Sneak Peek at My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids
This book started as a joke I texted at 4 in the morning. I had just stepped out of a donut shop, saw the moon, and texted a friend:“Have you ever looked at the moon and wondered if Osama Bin Laden looked at the same moon as you?” They replied, “What the fuck is wrong Read more
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Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto Wasn’t Supposed to Be a Book. Then It Was.
I never sat down and said yeah let me write a book where Ronald Reagan haunts a trailer park and convinces a broke man to invest in dead president crypto. That sentence alone should have stopped me. But it didn’t. It started everything. It began as a joke. Some weird late night idea that came Read more
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This Book Started as a Moon Thought and Got Out of Hand
It was 4:30 in the morning and I had just walked out of a donut shop. The moon was hanging there like it knew something I didn’t, and without thinking I sent a text to a friend: “Have you ever looked at the moon and wondered if Osama Bin Laden looked at the same moon Read more
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He Waits in the Plaster | Out Now
I’m excited to announce my latest psychological horror novel, He Waits in the Plaster, is officially available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, hardback and paperback. This book marks a deeply personal milestone for me as an author. He Waits in the Plaster unfolds within the eerie walls of The Holloway, a decaying apartment complex filled with Read more