Category: Culture & Society
Digging into the stuff we all pretend makes sense. Expect satire, sharp edges, and a healthy disrespect for authority.
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The Pastor Who Tried to Sell Me a Timeshare in Heaven
I thought I was just sitting through another half-baked sermon. The kind where the pastor tells you God wants you rich, but only after you make him rich first. This guy took it further. He was selling the afterlife like it was beachfront property in Florida. He had a whole pitch. “Your place is already Read more
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Why Landlords Shouldn’t Exist and What the Alternatives Are
In my experience landlords, especially the corporate ones, are the worst kind of middleman. They do shitty repairs, if they even show up at all. They paint over mold and call it clean. They hand over keys to units that clearly need work and say “move in ready” like it ain’t falling apart. And if Read more
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You Can’t Market Salvation Like It’s an MLM but They Do Anyway
Every time I see a pastor wearing sneakers that cost more than my rent I lose a year off my life. Every time I hear someone call church a brand I gain it back just so I can die again. At some point salvation stopped being spiritual and started being a business model. And the Read more