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Category: Rants & Reality Checks
Posts where the filter’s off and the tolerance is gone. This is where the gloves come off. You’ve been warned.
Why I Don’t Do Niches and Probably Never Will
People keep asking what I do. And I wish I had an answer that didn’t sound like a breakdown. I make books. I post psychotic videos. I rant. I spiral publicly. Sometimes I’m serious. Sometimes I’m in a Waffle House fistfight with Joel Osteen in my mind. None of it matches. But all of it’s… Read more
The Sound of My Phone Buzzing Still Feels Like a Threat Sometimes
I know it is just a vibration. I know it is just a sound. But that little buzz from my phone still shoots adrenaline through my ribs like it is a warning siren. It does not matter what the notification says. Does not matter if it is a food delivery update or some spam text… Read more
Pride Month and the Military Are Not Enemies
Every June the same people who scream support our troops suddenly act like Pride Month and the military are at war with each other. You can set your watch by it. One rainbow flag shows up on a corporate logo and half the internet starts foaming at the mouth like someone pissed on the Constitution.… Read more
I Would Fight Joel Osteen in a Waffle House at 3AM and Win
This is the story of a Joel Osteen Waffle House fight I’ve imagined far too often. Let’s set the scene. It’s 3:06 AM. The Waffle House is mostly empty except for one guy asleep in a booth, a cook who looks like he’s done time, and me—hunched over hash browns I didn’t order right. Then… Read more