Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto From Beyond the Grave

Coming August 4, 2025

This one started because I was mad. Mad at capitalism. Mad at crypto bros. Mad at how easy it is to sell nonsense if you wrap it in enough American pride and God talk. Somewhere in that spiral, the ghost of Ronald Reagan showed up and whispered in my brain. He told me to buy the dip. And I did.

This is the story of a man who lost everything and tried to fix it by investing in a cursed crypto coin pushed by the ghost of Reagan himself. It’s fast. It’s weird. It’s barely holding together. His ex-wife thinks he’s gone. His mom thinks he needs a priest. The government thinks he knows too much. And the coin keeps going up.

Behind the insanity is something real. A story about loneliness. About desperation. About how easy it is to fall for something that feels like a purpose when everything else is gone. Reagan becomes more than a ghost. He becomes a god. A cult. A final push off the edge.

If you’ve ever watched a late night conspiracy video and thought maybe they’re onto something, or stared too long at the flag and felt uneasy, this book is for you.