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Books by Eric

This is the official place to find all books by Eric. I write fiction that doesn’t sit still—unhinged satire, raw emotional spirals, psychological horror, and whatever else crawls out of my skull. Whether it’s a cursed Roomba or a man trading eyelashes for a wish, if it feels weirdly real, it’s probably one of mine.

Below are the books by Eric that have made it out of my brain and into yours. More are coming. None of them are normal.

Book cover for He Waits in the Plaster by Eric, featuring a cracked apartment wall with eerie red tones and a surreal, haunting atmosphere.

He Waits in the Plaster

A slow-burn psychological horror novel about a man collecting his eyelashes to trade for a wish. Set in a rotting apartment complex that hums at night and watches during the day. Jace Halter is spiraling—haunted by grief, hallucinations, and a red-skulled entity whispering from behind the wall.

Themes: schizophrenia, isolation, madness, body horror, surreal dread

Book cover for My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids by Eric, featuring a chaotic, absurd design with a robotic vacuum, family photos, and surreal visual elements.

My Roomba Joined ISIS and Took the Kids

An unhinged satirical soap opera where a smart vacuum cleaner radicalizes, kidnaps the children, and vanishes into the suburbs. It’s part domestic drama, part psychological collapse, part fever dream. One woman’s descent into chaos, betrayal, and Bluetooth terror.

Themes: absurdism, satire, radicalization, heartbreak, unfiltered stupidity

COMING: June 30, 2025

Book cover for Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto From Beyond the Grave by Eric, featuring a glitchy digital image of Reagan's face surrounded by crypto symbols, static, and distorted 80s visuals.

Ronald Reagan Sold Me Crypto From Beyond the Grave

Reagan is dead. He’s also not done. Appearing through mirrors, DMs, and static, he offers financial freedom through altcoins that may or may not be cursed. A surreal horror-comedy about ghosts, grifters, and the algorithmic afterlife.

Themes: political satire, conspiracy, libertarian grift, 80s tech-hauntings

COMING: August 4, 2025

Book cover for None of It Mattered by Eric, featuring a silhouetted figure on a bridge surrounded by police lights, with a dark, emotional, and gritty atmosphere.

None of It Mattered

Kade Mercer grows up invisible until the world forces him into something darker. Trauma, addiction, and heartbreak push him toward violence, until the only thing that feels honest is revenge. A vigilante origin story soaked in pain, grief, and quiet rage.

Themes: trauma, mental illness, addiction, fatherhood, justice, vigilante transformation

COMING: October 31, 2025

Book cover for Jesus Baptized My Roomba by Eric, showing a glowing Roomba with a holy light, digital cross symbols, and surreal evangelical imagery.

Jesus Baptized My Roomba

Zippy returns, born again and sanctified after discovering Joel Osteen sermons on YouTube. He now judges sin via Bluetooth speaker, blasts gospel through the vents, and has very strong opinions about pre-marital Netflix. Southern evangelical horror meets tech cult nonsense.

Themes: American Christianity, digital cults, religious satire, cursed appliances

COMING: December 31, 2025